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Protect the Holy Cow in a chaotic third-person roguelite defense shooter. Play solo or online co-op, build absurd heroes, smash through enemy waves, survive boss attacks, and push into fantasy maps that only get more ridiculous.
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Voting closes Oct 21, 2026
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